venom: *does that thing with his tongue*

Church is free.
I can’t afford it.
IN DYING. NOTHING WILL EVER TOP THIS. NOTHING.
Obligatory “I climbed to the stairs to the top of Red Rocks and all I got was this sweet pic” post 🙌🏼 #iration (at Red Rocks Park and Amphitheatre)
my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness
tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
this is from “the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo” & i implore u to look it up and watch every episode immediately
It’s Pride Month so I’m being this baby backs round cause yes!



